I dont know if this has been posted yet.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 09/25/2013 at 15:39 • Filed to: None

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Need for speed movie trailer.

bkempert > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 15:43

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It's on the frontpage.

Still interesting and good to post here for the people who avoid the FP.

Going to be an awful movie, IMO.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > bkempert 09/25/2013 at 15:46

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I should visit the FP more often...

And yeah, its probably gonna be pretty bad.

Mazarin > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 15:50

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Poor Aaron Paul's face. Do they have to break it in EVERYTHING he does?

TurboSloth > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 15:54

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Hopefully he won't be Braking Bad. amirite?

I'll let myself out.

It's a "Porch-uh" > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 15:55

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Love the CCX flipping in the air, being on fire before it actually hits anything.

Oh, Hollywood.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 16:09

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How is it that movies like this have such large budgets, but all sound like they have dialog written by 12 year-old boys?

RMudkips > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 16:28

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Aaron, you were too good for this.

This should be retitled "Burnout: The Movie", but hey, Criterion took the NFS franchise so it'll be the same.

MountainCommand > It's a "Porch-uh" 09/25/2013 at 16:47

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lol, Dont you remember, everyone in the movies always carries around lit molotov cocktails in their vehicles. You just dont see them until the car flips around.

zadtheinhaler > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/25/2013 at 18:20

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Because you're likely right about that?

Bruno Martini > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/25/2013 at 18:36

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Jessie pinkman is running from the cops again? In either case I don't see this as any worse than fast and furious franchise. Just another cheesy movie that will brainwash the you into car culture where they will promptly turn to rice buckets hitting the streets and we will laugh and laugh.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > zadtheinhaler 09/25/2013 at 21:30

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I think the worst offender I've ever seen for terrible dialog has to be Star Wars Episode II. It's like Lucas let his 12 year old nephew do the dialog, and took an early lunch.

zadtheinhaler > BaconSandwich is tasty. 09/25/2013 at 21:54

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One point I've made multiple times in real life is the dialogue between Anakin and Padme-

NERDS SHOULD NOT WRITE LOVE STORIES.

That is all.

zadtheinhaler > MountainCommand 09/25/2013 at 21:57

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It's like the endless bullets (too many movies to list)- They do replenish their ammo, they just remove the magazines from their poopers (since they're obviously not wearing a loaded Sam Browne) and swap'em in in a micro-second.

Because Hollywood.

MountainCommand > zadtheinhaler 09/25/2013 at 22:00

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Bingoo! Just like how people in the movies never go to the bathroom! oh wait. thats a different conspiracy...

zadtheinhaler > Mazarin 09/25/2013 at 22:04

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He's not Sean Bean, so he's got that going for him...